Out of the Mouth of a Nanny

I know parents always get to a point where they say "Did I actually just say that?" but I assumed that being a nanny, it didn't apply to me. The following statements did actually come out of my mouth today!

1.) "Monkey, please remove your hands from your sister's mouth. We do not put our hands in anyone's mouth. That is yucky."

2.) "We spit our mouthwash in the sink, not at the mirror and all over the counter."

3.) "This is what's for dinner tonight. If you do not want to eat it, breakfast will be tomorrow morning." (Now I think I am turning into my mother. Without having kids!)

4.) "Monkey, our underpants go UNDER our leggings."

5.) "No, you may not marry Justin Beiber this weekend. He is 14 years older than you."

6.) "Why is there paint on your tushie?"

7.) "If everyone doesn't start listening right now, no one is going to camp today!" (Do you know what they did to this? They cheered! Good one, Robin.)

8.) "Please take your hands off your sister's neck. We do not choke people." (Z explained that she was demonstrating on Monkey what would happen to her during a shark attack. Thank you, Ocean Explorers Camp, for all the helpful info this summer!)